Romeo Coates

Lightweight Kate WITH THE EVER-CRUSADING MS Winslet still persisting in presenting herself as celebrity spokeswoman for the now fashionable obese community, surely it’s high time this sensitive matter was addressed? Having myself been officially among their showbiz number since circa 1995 (when we were anything but in vogue!), there can be no denying that having Kate championing the corpulent cause in the prime of life proves a tempting proposition. Alas, it must also be delicately pointed out that this delightfully proportioned girl lacks anything approaching the kind of tonnage required for the task. While she’s of course more than welcome to again come knocking on our door in the years hence, should a more convincing case emerge, our most versatile of English roses must for now accept this to be…

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The Critic (Digital) - 1 Issue, November 2024

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