Jesus Christ was a trans woman

I RECENTLY PAID A VISIT TO THE VATICAN, a city in Italy made famous by Tom Cruise when he used it for a location in Mission Impossible 3. There’s an art gallery there and plenty of churches, many of which feature religious paintings. Having examined these images, I can now reveal that Jesus Christ was actually trans. The more I read about Jesus, the more impressed I am. My favourite quotation is: “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man cometh unto the father, but by me. My pronouns are she/her.” (Joan chapter 14, verse 6). Bigots will be furious that I have retrospectively transitioned Jesus, but all the signs are there. Every single picture and statue of Jesus shows her with long hair and sandals, a…

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The Critic (Digital) - 1 Issue, July 2023

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