THE DIARY OF DILYN THE DOG

As told to Robert Hutton

We are staying at a hotel, because Bozzo wants to get to know the people he works with. They’re called MPs, and he says it’s their job to do what he says, but sometimes they think it’s not. So he says if they all go away together and have a few drinks, they’ll get the idea. Cazza says I have to come in case Bozzo decides he wants to get to know any of them too well. She says if he talks to any ladies, I have to wee on their handbags. Yesterday they all sat in a big room while Frosty talked to them about his plan for war with France, and they all cheered, and then Rishi said they couldn’t afford it, and they all booed. In the evening, they…

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The Critic (Digital) - 1 Issue, December 2021

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