Hole lotta love for non-binaries

THREE YEARS AGO, I WROTE A COLUMN for this esteemed magazine in which I urged the public to modify certain phrases. I noted that the term “boy” should be replaced with “ungirl”, “vagina” with “front hole”, and “semen” with “hate syrup”. I am delighted that my recommendations have since been superseded by even more progressive ones. Johns Hopkins University recently produced an “LGBTQ glossary” which redefined “lesbian” as a “non-man attracted to non-men”. And last month, the charitable organisation, Jo’s Cervical Cancer Trust, demanded that the term “vagina” be rejected in favour of “bonus hole” in order to prevent causing offence to non-binary individuals. Some so-called “feminists” have claimed that terms such as “non-man” and “bonus hole” have misogynistic connotations. They fail to understand that activists such as myself are simply trying…

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The Critic (Digital) - 1 Issue, August - September 2023

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