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When Barb, 58, ducked off to the loo she sent the plane into a panic

Hearing a rumbling in my tummy I turned to my sister Trish. ‘I’m feeling a little off,’ I whispered. Visiting her overseas for four weeks had taken its toll on my body. We’d been indulging in meals out and fast food. That’s when I realised... ‘I haven’t been to the bathroom in four days!’ I hissed to Trish. Handing me a box of pills, she told me to take one. ‘They’ll help you relieve yourself,’ she explained. ‘I don’t know, Trish...’ I said, knowing I was about to hop on a plane. What if I caused an odour on the aircraft! ‘I might just wait until I get home,’ I said. ‘Don’t be silly, it’ll make you feel better,’ she replied. Giving me a little book of matches, she explained that if I lit one and threw it in the toilet afterwards there…

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