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Tactical Life (Digital)

Tactical Life (Digital)

1 Issue, May - June 2023

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FAKE-TICAL NEWS

SATIRE FOR OPERATORS WHO ARE NUTS ABOUT GUNS
FAKE-TICAL NEWS
AARON F*CKING LEWIS ASKS FANS TO VOTE ON NEW ALBUM TITLE The social-media shy and softspoken Staind “nu metal” frontman Aaron “F” Lewis found himself in a conundrum as he was about to release the latest album in his solo country venture (coyote-clad album cover shown above). He was stumped on a title. Lewis told TL “Fake-tical News” reporter, Chis P. Kream in a rockabilly tone, “I’m a just teeterin’ on the fence, and I really f*ckin’ despise Mike Pence… I’d rather be a hammer than a nail, gonna whack me a hog and a big whitetail… “The album is 110% steel—just me and six-string going full ballistic,” Lewis said, as he sparked up another Marlboro Red. “Shit, man, that’s when the light went off, I knew I needed the…
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