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Dear Bill, What type of bug are you? What’s your favorite color? Will you please adopt Tix? He eats fish, candy corn, or dog food. He’s a cat, but he thinks he’s a dog! He doesn’t need a litter box unless you can convince him that those are what dogs use. Don’t ever say he’s a cat, or he will flood the house with mint leaves! He also likes to drink distilled water. What do you like to drink? I heard that bugs like to eat plants, but you should try a hot dog sometime. They’re tasty! Here’s a joke to play on everybuggy: Fill a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding. Then eat it by the spoonful in front of your friends. They will think you’re eating mayo! Gross! John…

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Spider Magazine Stories, Games, Activites And Puzzles For Children And Kids (Digital) - 1 Issue, November/December 2024

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