The War of the Noses

by Neal Levin

It could have happened anyplace: Two noses met up face to face. The first said to the second nose, “You snore too loudly when you doze.” At this, the second nose replied, “You’re growing longer. You just lied.” Then one said to the other one, “You’re pink and peeling from the sun.” As one nose honked, the other blew, And back and forth, the insults flew: “I think I felt a nasty breeze. Oh, pardon me, did you just sneeze?” “You always poke. You always pry.” “You dribble when you start to cry.” “You wipe too much. You’re turning red.” “You’re even worse. You must have bled.” “You whistle when you breathe out air.” “You need to trim your nostril hair.” “You obviously have some issues.” “You could use a…

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