McIlwraith

WITH JAMIE McILWRAITH

BACK PAGE THE FIVE SECOND RULE You’ve all heard of the “Five Second Rule”? It’s a food thing. If you drop something on the floor, and you pick it up within five seconds, it’s still OK to eat. This is an important principle in feeding children. Not only does it save on money, it also helps to build up their little immune systems when they swallow a nano-parcel of beneficial germs each time they eat “a la floor”. Along with all the dog slobber kids are smeared with by their loyal buddy, Fido the Drain Explorer, your progeny will be set up for life health-wise if you follow the Five Second Rule. Even if they’re not actually your progeny and you’re just their uncle, the Five Second Rule will keep…

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