ALL IN A DAY’S WORK

Humour On The Job

“Now, before my lunch break, does anybody else need help with a CAPTCHA?” All Part Of A Teacher’s Day I was walking through the hall at school when I noticed a fellow substitute teacher standing forlornly with his forehead against a steel locker. “How did you get yourself into this?” he whispered, over and over. Knowing he’d been assigned a difficult class, I asked, “Are you all right?” He replied, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get the kid out of his locker.” SUBMITTED BY YEFIM M. BRODD Perfect Crime Mystery writer Carol Higgins Clark liked to share the excellent advice that her mother, Mary Higgins Clark, also a mystery writer, once gave her: “If someone’s mean to you, make them a victim in your next book.” THE NEW YORK TIMES Passing The Buck Replying “that sounds like a you…

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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, June / July 2024

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