BAG SOME LAUGHS

As we pun our way through the shopping aisles.

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please? Assistant: No, ma’am. You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else. While I was shopping, I saw an ad in a window. It said, “Television for $1, volume stuck on full.” There’s no way I can turn that down. My wife asked me to put tomato sauce on the shopping list. Now I can’t read anything. I don’t like how shopping centres are so similar. You see one, you’ve seen a mall. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy. So my wife wondered how the pancakes got into our shopping trolley. I said maybe they crêped in there. SOURCES: WWW.SCARYMOMMY.COM, LAFFGAFF.COM…

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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, June / July 2024

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