THE GREAT TWEET-OFF: FASHION-FAILS EDITION

Our tweeters recommend checking the mirror before leaving home.

I once wore a silver jacket to college and turned up late for class. I apologised and the lecturer said it was OK, then waited until I was halfway across the class before saying: “Trouble with the spaceship again, was it?” @MRWEIR I wore an orange rain poncho to an outdoor show during a storm. A girl who was on the phone trying to find her friends said: “I’m standing next to someone who looks like a traffic cone.” @BILLYANANIA During my goth days and dressed all in black, I overhead an elderly lady in a village shop say, “Bless, she must have lost someone dear to be in constant mourning like that.” @EILEENLEFT5 Going on a date and dressed in a nice pair of jeans and smart jumper, I had an Uber driver tell me…

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Reader’s Digest New Zealand (Digital) - 1 Issue, June / July 2024

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