KRASH (Digital)

KRASH (Digital)

1 Issue, October 2022

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SETTLE BACK AND ENJOY THIS SCOOP OF SILLINESS.
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Q: WHAT SHOULD YOU WEAR TO A SEASIDE WEDDING? A: A WET SUIT. Q: WHAT DO CATS LIKE TO SLEEP ON? A: CATERPILLOWS. Q: WHAT GOES “QUICK, QUICK”? A: A DUCK WITH HICCUPS. Q: WHAT KIND OF MONSTER STICKS TO THE END OF YOUR FINGER? A: THE BOGEYMONSTER. Q: WHAT HAPPENS TO COWS DURING AN EARTHQUAKE? A: THEY MAKE MILK SHAKES. Q: WHAT IS SQUARE AND GREEN? A: A LEMON IN DISGUISE. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BABY WHALE? A: A LITTLE SQUIRT. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GIRL WITH A FROG ON HER HEAD? A: LILY. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A CRAZY BLACKBIRD? A: A RAVEN LUNATIC. Q: WHERE DO ALIENS GO TO STUDY? A: MOONIVERSITY. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRANDPA IN A CANOE? A: PADDLE POP. Q: WHY DID THE PENCIL GO TO THE DOCTOR? A: IT HAD A…
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