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Q: Why was the nose tired? A: Because it kept running. Q: WHY DON’T GHOSTS LIKE WATER? A: BECAUSE IT DAMPENS THEIR SPIRITS. Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: Because the egg cracked a yolk. PATIENT: “DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I FEEL LIKE A BELL”. DOCTOR: “TAKE TWO OF THESE AND GIVE ME A RING”. Q: Why were the strawberries upset? A: Because they were in a jam. Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm? A: Nothing gets under their skin. Q: Why did the light bulb fail his test? A: Because he wasn’t very bright. Q: What’s the letter that ends everything? A: The letter G. Q: Why was the musician arrested? A: Because he got in treble. Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A WORM IN A FUR COAT? A: A CATERPILLAR. Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: WHAT DID…

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