GOAT TO BE KIDDING

GREATEST OF ALL TIME JOKES AND MEMES!

Q Which car do sheep really love to drive? A Lamborghini! Chris, NSW Q What is a pirate’s least favourite vegetable? A Leeks! Nathan, ACT Q What do you call an angry carrot? A A steamed veggie! Kess, SA Q Did you hear about the person who invented the ‘knock knock’ joke? A They won a no-bell prize! Lisa, Tas Q Where do killer whales go when they need braces? A The orca-dontist! Christo, NSW Q What is every penguin’s favourite meal? A An iceberg-er! Jaxson, NSW Q Why did the man laugh all the way to the hospital? A He got hit in the head by a falling joke book! Tommy, NSW Q How do artistic cats decorate their walls? A With pawtraits! Steel, Vic Q What do you…

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