GOAT TO BE KIDDING

GREATEST OF ALL TIME JOKES AND MEMES!

Q What is a sailor’s least favourite vegetable? A A leek! Levi, NSW Q Why is Toad always invited to every party? A He’s a fun-gi! Evie, WA Q Why don’t fish like computers? A They’re scared of the net! Christo, NSW Q Which instrument does a skeleton like to play? A A trombone! Lachlan, Vic Q What did the spider want to be when it grew up? A A web designer! Thomas, NSW Knock knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive you! Charlie, Vic Q Which animal is impossible to beat in a race? A A cheat-er! Corey, WA Q What did the goat say when he was told a joke? A You’ve goat to be kidding me! Finn, WA Q Which type of lion doesn’t roar? A A…

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