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GREATEST OF ALL TIME JOKES AND MEMES!

Q Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A They make up everything! Lawrence, WA Q Which dinosaur is the best at singing and dancing? A A raptor! Lochlan, NSW Q How did Santa get hacked? A He accepted cookies! Rowan, NZ Q Why did the students eat their homework? A The teacher said it was a piece of cake! Rocket, NZ Q What did one leaf say to the other leaf? A Leaf me alone! Aroha, Qld Q Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? A They just needed a little space! Carlos, Tas Which question can you never answer ‘yes’ to? “Are you asleep?” Did you hear about the birthday party Thor organised for his brother, with a small list of guests? It was a Loki event! Arthur, NSW Q…

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