BAAD CHEERLEADER GETS RIVAL’S GOAT!

Admits to rubbing out ruminant

PRETTY Texas cheer-leader Aubrey Vanlandingham fatally poisoned a rival’s show goat in an ugly act of jealousy, lawmen bleat. An arrest affidavit states the 17-year-old suspect — who participated in competitive livestock shows with her own goat Lacey — even confessed to the baaad act! Police say they’ve obtained security footage from the barn at Cedar Park’s Vista Ridge High School that captures Aubrey using a syringe to force-feed a toxic pesticide to 6-month-old kid Willie, who desperately fought for his life! Authorities charge the teenage terror — who had recently been named president of her school’s Future Farmers of America chapter — overpowered the animal and made it drink the deadly cocktail! Officials say the cold-hearted killer even had the nerve to call her rival’s mom to report their goat wasn’t well! Just 21…

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