OOH-LA-LARD!

Prison could mean death sentence for doughboy Depardieu

A WAITING trial on ugly sexual assault charges, massive pudgeball Gérard Depardieu looks like a heart attack waiting to happen, while sources say the French acting icon fears he won’t live to gobble another eclair if he’s jailed and a medical expert warns he’ll croak if he doesn’t get help NOW! The 76-year-old supersized star faces up to five years behind bars and a $80,947 fine if convicted of the sex charges and “knows he couldn’t survive on prison food,” spills an insider. “Gérard has lived this pampered existence and gorged on gourmet food and alcohol, and it’s one of the reasons he’s trying to postpone proceedings. “There’s a very real threat to his life if he’s locked away!” An estimated 20 women have accused the Man in the Iron Mask hulk of disgusting…

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