I Hope I Don’t Get Mr. Gray

by Eric Ode

What’s that you say? What’s that I hear?You say you had him just last year?You say he sings and plays guitarAnd keeps a June bug in a jar?He juggles like you’ve never seenAnd dresses up on Halloween?He teaches pride and self-controlAnd history and rock and roll?Can everything you say be true?He schedules field trips to the zooAnd even rides a motorbike?Now there’s a man I’m sure I’d like!Next year, oh, how I hope and prayMy teacher will be Mr. Gray. I’ve liked my teachers as a rule,But next year when I’m back at school,I dream and wish and hope and prayMy teacher is not Mr. Gray.For Mr. Gray is big and broad.His chin is square. His nose is odd.His hair is long. He dresses weird.He has a shaggy, scruffy beard.His…

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