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MUSIC LESSON
I was playing baseballWhen Mom called out, “You’re late!Go take your tuba lesson!Professor Blatt can’t wait.”
I said, “I’ll skip my lesson.I’m in the mood to play,But not to play the tuba.Perhaps another day.”
Mom said, “You’ll go! Get ready!I don’t care how you frown.Now get your books and tuba,And put that baseball down!”
Professor Blatt forgets things.He’s kind of absent minded.He puts his music on the stand,Then needs some help to find it.
Today he held a floor mop.“I have a flood,” he said.“My ceiling started leaking,And then my phone went dead!”
I propped my tuba ‘neath the leak,Ran out and phoned a plumber,Came back to see what caused the drips.Well, nothing could be dumber.
“You never turned your taps off,”I told Professor Blatt.“Your bath was overflowing.”He said, “Imagine…
