Cowboy Clark & Larry

Mrs. Whiskers walked into Cowboy Clark’s backyard. “Hello boys. What’s today’s topic? How many treats your two-leggers gave you this morning? Or has the treat count already been discussed?” Larry stood up to greet her. “Look, we’re watching a snail crawl on Cowboy Clark’s leg. It’s fascinating.” “What’s fascinating is that he’s allowing it to travel up his leg.” Cowboy Clark huffed, “It’s just a snail.” Mrs. Whiskers lay down on the grass. “Really? Just a snail? Did you know that a snail has 14,000 teeth?” “Get outta here,” Cowboy Clark snarled. “Fourteen thousand teeth couldn’t fit in this little guy.” “If you’re using your teeth as measurement, you’re right. This garden variety snail has 14,000. Some snail species have more.” Cowboy Clark said to Larry, “Guess she thinks we’ll…

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