Jo Watson's 'We Were All Thinking It'…

When presented with the theme for this issue, I thought Sophie had written ‘For the love of God’.

I was delighted, because this is a phrase that leaves my lips with much gusto on a regular basis. This morning alone, I’d already said it before I’d even finished my Honey Nut Loops. The utterance was in response to a roofer (John) paying us a visit. We’d invited him – he didn’t just show up on the off-chance my slates were loose (make your own jokes). I knew what needed sorting on the roof (thanks to an earlier assessment from John, what with copywriters not typically having a wealth of knowledge about gables and guttering), and I was happy for him to just get up there and do what he presumably does best. John did get up there. Before coming straight back down again. A closer inspection – as…

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