GOING POSTAL

Does a secret One-World Government of bomb-delivering postmen and strict Grammar Nazis really rule our world from behind the scenes? S-D: FULL-COLON TUCKER parses the strange rise of the Quantum Grammar movement, finding its writings ironically make very little sense indeed.

What would be the best, most accurate, way to ‘deliver’ bombs to their intended targets from within military aeroplanes, do you think? How about to place postage stamps on them? Parcels generally get safely to their intended locations, don’t they? That’s why, prior to the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1941, the cunning Japanese placed one dollar US postage stamps on each individual item of payload; that way, the Postmaster General of Honolulu could legally and efficiently deliver them onto the desired addresses of the US Navy ships and warplanes waiting exposed below like static tin houses. Sticking with infamous explosion-related matters, how did the Twin Towers really collapse on 9/11, back in 2001? Everyone knows there was something suspicious about the way the whole thing went down; metal structures…

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