01 Every time she speaks you shout, “Oh-my-God-that’s-so-funny-I-love-you-will-you-go-out-with-me?”
Rosie says: If I liked him I’d probably say yes. I’ve said yes many a time on a first date.
Girl On The Net says: What if she’s trying to tell you her gran just died? Better to just be yourself.
FHM says: Don’t be yourself. No one likes you.
02 You propose as soon as you see her, withdrawing all the money from your account to buy a ring
Rosie says: I’d run away from you fairly quickly.
Girl On The Net says: All your money? Unless you want to hold your wedding at Wetherspoons, that isn’t the best idea.
FHM says: Save time by holding the wedding there and then. Who says efficiency isn’t sexy?
03 When you see her, you can only grunt before running off
Rosie says:…
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FHM UK (Digital) - 1 Issue, February 2016