7 PEINADOS

¡La lista definitiva escrita por personas que jamás se peinan!¡

1 MULLET “Business on the front. Party on the Back. Redneck everywhere”. El tradicional refrán yanqui define a la perfección este peinado asimétrico con el que quizá te creas un gudari del siglo XXI, pero en realidad estás a dos endodoncias de un votante de Trump. Solo funciona si lo combinas con un pendiente de aro: criptonita para cualquier chica pija catalana que intente mantener su fidelidad durante su veraneo en la Costa Brava. 2 RAPADO ZENNIAL Ideal si tienes 15 años o eres una llama andina. En cualquier otro caso, no lo hagas. La gente joven susurrará “cringe” al verte, y la gente mayor, “maleducado” al creer que no te quitaste la gorra al entrar en misa. 3 CALVO AFEITADO Seamos sinceros: lo tuyo no es un look, es una imposición génica. Tu estilista…

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