SOUP DOGGY DOGG

Simon Lightfoot

YOU TRY AND RESIST THAT PUN Greek: Avgolemono (Serves 6-8) I don’t know about you, but when I think of warming winter food, I think soup. A specific image comes to mind of a young woman coming in from the cold rain and warming up with a tin of tomato soup, steaming her glasses in the process. But that’s because I saw it on a Heinz advert and I’m extremely easily manipulated. What’s that, Ms Longoria? You’re right, I am worth it! I’ll be back… Sorry about that, back now, and with hair bouncier than ever. And I’ve turned the TV off before I go out and buy a new car because mine doesn’t have a ‘keyless entry system’. Hmmm, thinking about it, maybe I am too lazy to use…

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